Looking for a "The Best Joke of 2006"
December 25, 2006 10:07am CST
Let's start Jokes Sardarji: A comic character!!! (Sorry Sardar ji) The doctor told Sardarji that he ran eight miles a day for 300 days, he would loose 50 pounds. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had the lost the weight, but he had a problel. "Whats the problem"? asked the doctor. Sardarji: "I'm 2400 miles from home".
26 Dec 06
hope this one works A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish." The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...." The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
23 Jan 07
Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they were too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater .