a joke for u to read!

@nishanity (1651)
India
December 25, 2006 8:55pm CST
A young man was invited to dinner for the first time at his girlfriend's house. He's very nervous about meeting her family and standing up to their scrutiny, to the point of developing severe stomach cramps. By the time he sits down to dinner, his stomach is belching gas like a volcano. Beneath the table, the family dog is crouched near him. Finally the young man can endure it no longer. He breaks wind. Immediately the mother scolds the dog: "Spot, get away from the table!" The dog skulks off to the corner of the room, his ears tucked down, disconsolate. The young man is relieved that the dog has gotten the blame. A bit later, after the dog has scrabbled slowly way back, the scene is repeated. Again the dog gets the blame. "Spot!" the mother shouts: "Get away from the table!" By the time the meal is nearly finished, the scene is replayed yet a third time. This time the mother jumps ups and shouts: "Spot! Get away from the table before this horrid man sh*its on you!"
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• India
26 Dec 06
good one!!!
@nishanity (1651)
• India
26 Dec 06
waoh!! looks like u hav read all of my posts!!!