Do you know any complete idiots?

I'm fishing for why he thinks he's a complete idiot, lol.

It's because I am, but there must be people who are even more idiotic than me! I'm like the mr bean of accidents and mishaps, I fell down the stairs the other night, but it was my own fault their was one sock that had been there for a good few days(weeks or months)and the woman who puts up with me was always saying to move that sock but I kept saying I'll get round to it(like it was a 6 month job!)guess I should have listened, Just plain idiotic or lazy one of the two.

You have just been given the "Most Honest Man I Ever Met" award. Rock on with you're bad self.