January 2, 2007 7:07pm CST
Daniel Paul Weber, pretty much retarded, but also the star of baristicoff. He's alergic to whiped cream and he can't swim. He is almost 18 now and he still goes to bed by 9 o'clock. The kid loves baseball and lemonade like no other. Lemonade has become the d-web crunk juice. He wants to work for sportscenter but he doesn't want to be the one on tv, he wants to hand the guys on tv the stuff they say...he's basically a prodigy..a prodigy of a loser retard who is one day going to make me famous..any more people like this you kno? CHEA!