Well, I thought it was pretty damn funny

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I'm eating breakfast with my family. we had some kind of omelette with cherry tomatoes in it. my brother didn't like it, he says tomatoes weren't meant to be fried. (uh-oh, i know what's coming next) my dad says, "well, haven't you ever heard of fried green tomatoes?" (my dad is so predictable. always waiting with those puns. where do you think i get it from?) i say "i knew it! oh, i was so waiting for it!................around the corner.....with a bat" my dad started choking with his mouth full of food. i've never made him do that before. heh heh heh....