Joke of the Day
By shan143
@shan143 (345)
India
October 1, 2006 9:04am CST
business One-liners 01
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready,
willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A
backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser
will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than
a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend
in there with him. A bird in the hand is always safer than
one overhead. A bird in the hand is dead. A bird in the
hand makes it hard to blow your nose. A boss with no humor
is like a job that is no fun. A clean tie attracts the soup of
the day. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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