Joke of the Day

@shan143 (345)
India
October 1, 2006 9:04am CST
business One-liners 01 A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him. A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand is dead. A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose. A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
1 response
@ossie16d (11834)
• Australia
12 Oct 06
Thanks for the laughs, which we all need every day. :)