Funny letters from kids

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How many has had funny letters or messages from kids or others that was wrote seriously but sounded really funny. I remember when I was in Iraq my little cousins third grade class sent made and sent me some cards. One little boy wrote "I hope you don't die". From an adult that would be creepy, but since it was from a little boy that obviously didn't know better it was hilarious. I took it and showed it to the guys in my platoon, everybody thought is was really funny. Has anyone else had a similar letter from a kid.