Wearing jeans to Church
January 9, 2007 7:56pm CST
One Sunday Jimmy was getting ready to go to Church. As they were heading out to the car, his wife noticed that he was wearing a pair of jeans with two holes on the back near the seat of the jeans. She asked him why he was wearing those jeans. He said "well I want to be like God. I want the whole congregation to be bowing before my holy a$$!"