drunk test

@nnsb75 (632)
United States
January 10, 2007 9:10am CST
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. "The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
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@Ohara_1983 (4120)
• Kuwait
10 Jan 07
ha ha ha;) cool he has a lot of execution so that he can caught that he is drunk. but in the last part he admit that he is drunk. but it's good now because they have an breathalyzer tube to Analise if you are drunk or not so we can avoid the accident cause of the other driver's who drunk. but Lot's of alibi huh! funny;)
@lakheysub (847)
• India
10 Jan 07
good one!
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@BigBenas (945)
• Lithuania
10 Jan 07
I don;t like police and i don;t like to get drunk, so it is simple i don;t det drunk and don;t get is such sucking situacions . so what can i say more just have a nice none rainy day and goodbye.
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