best poor jokes(pj's)....u have one then post here
January 10, 2007 1:13pm CST
6 ways to catch a lion 1) newtons method- let the lion catch you. for every action there is equal and opposite reaction, implies you caught the lion. 2) einstein method- run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. dou to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. npw you can trap it easily 3) schrodinger method- at any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion to be in the cage. so set the trap, sit down and wait. 4) inverse transformation method- we place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. perform an inverse transformation with lion. lion is in and we are out. 5) thermodynamic procedue- we construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass through except lions. then sweep the entire forest with it. 6) integration differentiation method- integrate the forest over the entire area. the lion is somewhere in the result. so differentiate the result partially with respect to lion to trace out the lion.
11 Jan 07
I Have one Punchlines With Absolutely No Context No, no, no!” said the penguin, “I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder!” “Surprise! Surprise! That’s not my ear canal either!” Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning Satellite System again! “Mommy Mommy,” Little Johnny replied, “is that why the souffle is burnt?” “Tokyo?” Said the nun, “You fool, I said take the hoe!” And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my father you farted and it smelled. And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently. “Whew!” said the blonde, “I thought you meant the vacuum-insulated sealable container with the heat reflective inner surface!” “No wait, you don’t understand,” said the fat man, “Pop Tarts are a substitute for my mother’s love!” As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap. “Yeah,” said the Scottsman, “but at least I don’t have a scented hand soap named after ME!” As she spoke he whirled the egg beater around and yelled “EGG BEATER!” “Isotope?” He replied, “That’s no isotope!”