hamsters if talk, what would say?

"Lettuce and a treadmill. That's novel. I wanna Ferrari and a date with Jessica Simpson! You call this gracious living? Just because I'm not one of those flashy rodents, like a grey squirrel, I get this species discrimination! It's always the hamster that gets the butt of the jokes. If I were a rat, you wouldn't treat me like this." or "Listen, human. I'm a hamster. I have needs. I have emotional wants. I have the SPCA's phone number. Let's talk." Actually, I think they handle it very well...

"I can live with the wheel, I can live with the food, I can live with my cage being cleaned once a week. I only have one thing to ask, that you turn your music down during the day!" i don't think my Hamster appreciates having the bass right above his cage... i should reconsider the room layout eh?

hi,i don;t assume what hamster say..........i hope whatevewr you say it is good.all the best.

i don;t know what my hamster would say... i hope they aren;t mean with me :d