Engineer (joke)

@hobohobo (681)
Indonesia
January 11, 2007 5:42am CST
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
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6 responses
• India
11 Jan 07
Excellent joke dude. The people and companies know that Microsoft behaves like a dictator in the world of computers, robbing or grabbing other's ideas.
@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
11 Jan 07
yes I agree with you, i don't really like microsoft too
• India
11 Jan 07
But we use their products in every computer related field!:-)
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
11 Jan 07
Yes :D. Because all of us more familiar to windows. from the begining we learn computer we learn about microsoft, microsoft had live in everybody souls, but still I dont like it very much, lots of virus attack microsoft.
@dsunny (999)
• India
11 Jan 07
good one..keep posting..bye.
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
11 Jan 07
Thank for your response, I'll try to
@Reviver (339)
• Romania
12 Jan 07
nice :))
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@lakheysub (847)
• India
11 Jan 07
good one! keep up the good work. just keep on posting jokes!
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
11 Jan 07
of course i will keep posting jokes, thx for your motivation
• India
20 Feb 07
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@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
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@miskim (15)
• United States
18 Jan 07
that was a great joke. I will send to all my friends.
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