WANTED: Portable Dishwasher

@chunkers (1050)
United States
January 15, 2007 12:04am CST
Must be able to get dirty pots and pans clean and not leave spots on the crystal and silverware; must also be able to vacuum, sew, dust, and make deliveries. I would prefer to have the following optional features on my portable dishwasher: blonde hair, blue eyes, small frame, flexible (able to bend like a pretzle) deaf, mute, and gullible. Used is just fine. Not looking to spend more than $5. If you have one you're willing to part with, I'll pay postage via UPS. Will consider partial trade for my old one.
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34 responses
@lilaclady (28245)
• Australia
15 Jan 07
I like your sense of humour, I read your post nd I thought this guy has to be an Aussie, I stand corrected.....good one mate....:)
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
15 Jan 07
Thank you, Mate! I may not be Aussie, but most of my friends would say I'm an "assie".
@bhchy1 (6052)
• United States
16 Jan 07
You know that's a pretty sexist attitude. I can only imagine if you keep up with that outlook toward womem you will be alone for a very long time and should invest in paper plates to keep the mess at a minimum..
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
17 Jan 07
Um.... I'm not sure how to respond to this one...except to say that this is EXACTLY why I want one that is deaf, mute, and gullible...and can't sass back! Oh, and it must be incapable of using the internet. Don't want the dishwasher getting any feministic ideals like this one obviously has! LOL
@bhchy1 (6052)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Well if believing that all people have the right to be treated with dignity and respect makes me feministic, so be it! My man had some choice words for you, but he's too much a gentleman to express them publicly.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Uh.... Again...not sure how to answer this one, but I'll try. First of all, what is the world coming to when "machines" are calling the shots?! Your husband should throw his old dishwasher out the door and invest in one that simply does the work and can't sass back. Obviously his current dishwasher is malfunctioning! LOL Secondly, please teach him how to use the computer so he can post those "few choice words" without having to assign a malfunctioning intermediary! That's what MyLot is all about...freedom of speech and expression! If you haven't had the pleasur of reading my other discussions, please do so at once! While you're at it...could you please bring me and Chunkers a sandwich? We are STARVING! Don't take life so seriously....I'm just an out-of-work comedian!
@Polly1 (12650)
• United States
15 Jan 07
I would of thought that you would have had chunkers trained by now, to do most of that stuff, your slacking.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
15 Jan 07
Hmmmm....he could probably figure it out, but he doesn't have all the options I'm looking for! LOL
@marciascott (25555)
• United States
15 Jan 07
that's funny!
• United States
19 Jan 07
HAHA, becareful.. someone might tell your current one... don't forget the mexican jail!
• United States
20 Jan 07
LOL I love it! If you find one, my friend, see if she has a sister and send her my way. I sure could use a dishwasher like that. :)
• India
16 Jan 07
Ewww.... Alright, I am ready to part with one, but I must warn you, no refund is allowed. I cannot give you any gurantee or warranty for the product. The product has been used several times in many ways then one can count. Please send $5 to the following address via UPS.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Uh, could you please post a photo? I want to know what I'm getting into! P.S. The $5 is in the mail! LOL
@ESKARENA1 (18300)
15 Jan 07
my portable dishwasher came with a massive design fault, i have to feed her at least 3 times a day or she stops work, mind the only electricity it uses is the amount the cattle prod uses when i have to charge her in to action
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
15 Jan 07
Hahahahahahahahaha! That IS a problem! Mine cooks her own meals, and even makes enough for me! The cattle prod, well, that's a little harsh, but I might have to give it a shot! LOL
@samsonskola (3357)
• United States
15 Jan 07
LMAO!!!! but i honestly don't think your other half is going to let you live long enough to get the delivery...
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
19 Jan 07
You're probably right! I'm sure I've outlived my 9 lives as it is. LOL
• United States
15 Jan 07
lol, that's a good one, you've got some really good posts :) keep up the good work :)
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
15 Jan 07
Thanks. BTW....are you a good dishwasher? LOL
@ondo1015 (1885)
• Philippines
19 Jan 07
Male or female? I am not blonde. Brown eyes, wide eyes.
@sexymuma (1261)
19 Jan 07
sorry all out of those this week sir, waiting for the new stock to come in,when it arrives we will email you with our new catalogue i am sure sir will find something to his satisfaction,xx
@Idlewild (6105)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Couldn't you have found a cheap dishwasher when you were in Mexico? Maybe not blonde, but that's what hair dye is for!
• United States
17 Jan 07
Hehehee If you find one with these options be sure to let me know, okay? I could use one like that! Heck mine won't even fill itself for me! :)
@feralwoman (2199)
• Australia
17 Jan 07
I'm not domesticated at all so I'm looking for a similar version. Mine would also have to have the new washing & ironing feature and make pots of tea on demand. Of course I'd prefer the Ken model rather than the Barbie one. I'm willing to go to AU$10, any offers?
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
17 Jan 07
All I can say to you is good luck finding a dishwasher like that and please let me know when you do so that maybe she can come and work for me too.
• United States
16 Jan 07
Your a nut!! :):)
• India
16 Jan 07
No i wl tel u later when i need that.
@kawillow74 (1417)
• United States
16 Jan 07
Nice, LoL you are alway good for a joke. keep up the great work and if you are married I bet your wife would like the same vise vesa.
• United States
16 Jan 07
Check the Sears and Roebuck catalogs! lol I'm sorry but if you find even ONE that fits... I'm going to have to say there's an eventual problem with it! lol
@overtaker (207)
• India
16 Jan 07
i hav one but out of condition
• India
16 Jan 07
I will tel u later,if i want tht.