hay I found a good joke

United States
January 16, 2007 4:30pm CST
hear is a good one do you have a one to You Told Her What? A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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@jackf501 (855)
• Malaysia
17 Jan 07
Peanuts A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" "That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."
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• United States
17 Jan 07
That one had me laughing out loud.....really gross, but really funny.
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• United States
17 Jan 07
those are some pretty funny jokes guys, keep it up. did you come up with it urself? well here's an old joke knock knock who's there? banana banana who? banana banana who? banana banana who? orange orange who orange ya glad i didn't say banana hahhahahahhahahhahah that jokes so funny
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@jackf501 (855)
• Malaysia
17 Jan 07
I have a Microsoft Waiter Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [The waiter leaves.] Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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@lastwish (780)
• India
17 Jan 07
LOL NICE joke i likeit
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• United States
17 Jan 07
thank you
• Canada
17 Jan 07
HAHAHA i love it..
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@phon4u (2217)
• Laos
17 Jan 07
I like joke stories. Here is mine. Wife to husband. A wife said," I wish I were a computer screen, so you could see me every day." A husband replied," I wish you were a calendar, so I could change each year."Hahaha...
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@csanand17 (311)
• India
17 Jan 07
INTELLIGENT TOM Tom messaging to his wife "My sister just delivered a baby,i don't know whether it is a boy or girl so... i can't tell you whther i am an uncle or aunt"
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• India
17 Jan 07
it was rally a very good joke i liked it ver much thanks for tell us such jokes
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@banditwsj (654)
• Indonesia
17 Jan 07
ha...ha...ha...ha... thats good joke like you say :))
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@scorpius (1793)
• India
17 Jan 07
that is a cute joke and it also illustrates that whenever we have agood fear it certainly stops our hiccups.anyway i ahve given some links to some good joke sites and hope that u enjoy them! http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes/index
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• United States
17 Jan 07
Why don't sharks attack attorneys when they swim in the ocean? Professional courtesy.
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@maapav (730)
• India
17 Jan 07
Hey I too have a good joke.A wife was asking her husband - Wife: What will you do if I reached the top of the Mt.Everest? And without any delay Husband: I will push U from there.
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• United States
17 Jan 07
What do you have when there are 12 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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• United States
17 Jan 07
What do you call a person who graduates last in his/her class from medical school? Doctor.
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@samraf (725)
• India
17 Jan 07
hahahaha niceee treatment hehe
@deepakg4 (897)
• India
17 Jan 07
good jokes cannot waste the man time. this is the good joke when i heard in this year..
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@Raghunadh (121)
• India
17 Jan 07
niceeeee
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@Thiru178 (460)
• Sri Lanka
17 Jan 07
I have seen this joke on Askmen.com. anyway Good Joke.
@kfg20012003 (1037)
• India
17 Jan 07
Always listen completely and then interrupt Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane .... At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story. Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
@Perry2007 (2229)
• Philippines
17 Jan 07
Ha! Ha! Funny, wherever did you find this joke, keep on posting them