Joke of the Day
By shan143
@shan143 (345)
India
October 5, 2006 6:13am CST
Honest Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of
orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind
her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly
unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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