Sharper (Joke)

shark - shark's sharp teeth
@hmike_d (1529)
Philippines
January 21, 2007 7:23pm CST
My neighbor's got a conversation one morning while im on our gate-way. Frankie asked: "John, which do you think is sharper- your teeth or yo (a)(s)(s)?" John said: of course ma teeth coz it always get into a bite that an (a)(s)(s) couldnt. Frankie smiled and commented: "No! you're wrong with that.... your (a)(s)(s) is more sharper still! "DID YOU EVER TRIED TO CUT YOUR BODY WASTE USING YO TEETH?"
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@sunny1984 (640)
• India
22 Feb 07
GOOD! then what he said
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@hmike_d (1529)
• Philippines
2 Mar 07
of course i presumed he didnt have it... he said nothing but blushed!
• United States
2 Mar 07
ahahah, how disturbing. :)
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@Perry2007 (2229)
• Philippines
22 Feb 07
Laugh out loud ...lol... - LOL... Image to show...LOL...
he...he... Cute also makes me...
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• Philippines
21 Feb 07
should i laugh (hehehehe)its nice to give joke sometimes we get some knowledge to the nonsense with the sense story/joke
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@huanghaozi (1475)
• Egypt
18 Feb 07
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