Well equipped ?
By subbu007
@subbu007 (182)
India
October 7, 2006 6:18am CST
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started reading a book she had brought with her.
Along comes a guard in his boat - pulls up alongside and asks, "What are you doing out here?"
Jeeto replies, "I`m just reading a book."
"Well, ma`am, this is a restricted area," he says.
Then, he sees all the fishing equipment in the boat and continues, "You can`t fish here, ma`am."
To which she replies, "I`m not fishing. I`m merely sitting here reading my book."
"But you have all this equipment, I will have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with r~pe."
"Why...I didnt even touch you."
"No, you haven`t, but you have all the equipment..."
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