Well equipped ?
October 7, 2006 6:18am CST
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started reading a book she had brought with her. Along comes a guard in his boat - pulls up alongside and asks, "What are you doing out here?" Jeeto replies, "I`m just reading a book." "Well, ma`am, this is a restricted area," he says. Then, he sees all the fishing equipment in the boat and continues, "You can`t fish here, ma`am." To which she replies, "I`m not fishing. I`m merely sitting here reading my book." "But you have all this equipment, I will have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that I will charge you with r~pe." "Why...I didnt even touch you." "No, you haven`t, but you have all the equipment..."