A few GIGGLES for the LADIES ....

United States
January 25, 2007 7:43am CST
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ---------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ---------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ---------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ---------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. --------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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@jess368 (3368)
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25 Jan 07
LOL! i like those. i definetle had a few giggles.
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• United States
25 Jan 07
Thanks for contributing, I always try to find funny jokes to post to my friends on myLot, have a great day~!
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• United States
25 Jan 07
Thanks for contributing, I always try to find funny jokes to post to my friends on myLot, have a great day~!
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@rmuxagirl (7568)
• United States
25 Jan 07
These are cute, I like the one about the little boys practicing to be men.
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25 Jan 07
Thank you for contributing
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@lifeiseasy (2292)
• United States
25 Jan 07
I love it....:) Those were very funny...its always nice to laugh alttle during the day thanks for that... :)
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• United States
25 Jan 07
Sure, thank you for contributing