Joke - Unfamiliar with a term

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.

Its a good joke. Thanks for sharing the joke. This joke has really tried to focus on their culture and their language has been perfectly mixed up with the situation which makes it a very good joke. Thanks if i get the permission i would like to share it my friends.

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's the moaning all about, ma'am ?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help , and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"

I have to say this is not the best joke I have ever heard. Sorry... I just don't find it very funny. I understand it though.

This is what we get when we push ourselves unto people who do not speak our language and there is no proper interpreter around. It's a good breather anyway. I was curious then as to what will you be driving at.

simran1430 this is a great joke - despite the fact that I was born in NYC and thus was a New Yorker for six months of my life - great job - great joke - great mylotting.