10 things you dont want to hear during surgery
By honeyangel
@honeyangel (1991)
January 31, 2007 1:25pm CST
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"_________________
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5 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
7 Feb 07
What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary?
An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year, a mafia actuary can name them.
An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there."
The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"
The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."
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@oddball123 (125)
• United States
31 Jan 07
How about doctor how many drinks did you have at lunch?
or
I don't remeber his blood type just give him the transfusion, what's it gonna hurt!
or
Doctor I wiped everthing down with baby wipes thats good enough right?
