10 things you dont want to hear during surgery

January 31, 2007 1:25pm CST
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens! 5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie 6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em 10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"_________________
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5 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
7 Feb 07
What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary? An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year, a mafia actuary can name them. An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there." The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?" The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."
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7 Feb 07
both are great thanx for yr jokes
@dale_df (93)
• Philippines
7 Feb 07
ehhehe this would likely scared people who will be having a surgery. nice one! pls keep on posting jokes in the jokes section. ??
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7 Feb 07
going to have to look for more thanx for ur response
@finchley (140)
31 Jan 07
Nice - also "I thought there were more scalpels than that?" I just want to be asleep!
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7 Feb 07
thanx for ur ansewr
• United States
31 Jan 07
How about doctor how many drinks did you have at lunch? or I don't remeber his blood type just give him the transfusion, what's it gonna hurt! or Doctor I wiped everthing down with baby wipes thats good enough right?
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7 Feb 07
haha thanx for ur posting
@CRiley27 (984)
• United States
31 Jan 07
And the number one thing you don't want to hear during surgery is....(Insert drum roll) Oops.
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7 Feb 07
oh to true thanx for your responce