Clerks: What's Your Favorite Line?

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@freak369 (4851)
United States
February 4, 2007 2:55pm CST
For me, there are so many to choose from but here are my all time favorties:"My mom's been fuc*ing a dead guy for 30 years, I call him dad""I hate people but I love gatherings, ironic isn't it?"The whole Star Wars concersation is a classic as well as when Dante follows his girlfriend out the door after she tells him how many guys she's gone down on and he yells out, "try not to suck any d*ck on your way to the parking lot" and the guy leaning on the wall starts to follow her. This is a movie I really can watch over and over .. Clerks II, well, that's a whole different story.
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• United States
5 Mar 07
I think that my favorite line from clerks is when dante is telling the one guy "my girlfriend s*cked 37 d*cks.. and the other guy goes "In a row???" that is the best. any my favorite line from clerks 2 would have to be "there he goes, homeboy f*ed a martian once". i absolutely love kevin smith, and all his movies are hilarious
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• United States
8 Mar 07
Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business. Sexy Stud: Hey. Fu c ko. We like to call it inter-species ero tica. Randal Graves: Intreaguing. Love Clerks 2.... The scene with the LOTR geek is hilarious... and when Jay does Silence of the Lambs... and the whole pillowpants thing. It's hilarious! I think Elias is so funny... probably because I know people like him.
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• United States
18 Mar 07
"cute cat.what's it's name?" "annoying customer" i was gonna the say the parking lot one but you beat me to it ;)
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• United States
8 Mar 07
Great movie! "I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics." "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually mas tur bate caged animals for artificial insemination." I actually thought Clerks 2 was hysterical.
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@surfrider (115)
• United States
30 Sep 08
I have to agree with you on the line "Hey, try not to suck any d*ck on the way to the parking lot!" . That kills me.
• United States
14 Jul 07
I think that "I hate people but love gatherings, ironic isn't it?" is my favorite line from the whole movie, but the one that I love quoting is "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" :)
@stvasile (7317)
• Romania
16 Jun 07
Clerks - The characters of "Clerks"
My favorite line is when Jay starts telling Silent Bob how cute he is... and he'd go down on him and suck him... and 3 other guys and make like a circus seal:D
• United States
14 May 07
"I'm a firm believer in a ruling class. Espiecially since I rule." - Randle
• United States
4 Feb 07
hmmm, I haven't seen this movie or any trailers for it -- will have to check it out. Sounds a bit wild!