Some Questions to ponder on....

@willocfc (965)
February 5, 2007 6:33pm CST
I love these things, they get me thinking. How many can you actually answer =P Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know that batteries are getting weak? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say there is wet paint? why do they use sterilized needles for death by legal injection? Whos idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word lisp? Why do people always return to the fridge with the hopes that something new to eat will have just materialized? How do those dead bugs get inside the enclosed light fixtures? If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? How important does someone have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered" Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't put to their crotch when asking for the bathroom? If all the world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?
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@AskAlly (3627)
• Canada
6 Feb 07
I am going to copy and paste this and email it to my friends. Too funny not to share. Thanks for the chuckle. Truth is always stranger than fiction.
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@ash2_hot (224)
• India
6 Feb 07
I have a question too. Why does willocfc think so much?
• Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
7 Feb 07
We have a shortage of people who think nowadays ash, so if willo thinks, we should be grateful really.
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@nicolec (2673)
• United States
6 Feb 07
Let's continue pondering for a moment. Why is there brail on a drive through ATM? Are we to assume the blind person is driving? And speaking of driving, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? And if life is supposed to be a bowl of cherries, then where do we spit the pits? At the audience? How can we do that if we don't know where they are sitting.
@taramoon (742)
• Spain
6 Feb 07
Very funny thanks for shareing you put a smile on my face for the day
@maribea (2366)
• Italy
6 Feb 07
how funny and clever of you!!!!