Joke Of the Day !!

LOL this is funny, been laughing most of the last 2 hours but can always use another, thank you!

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars? Sheet belts! What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? Any old girl he can dig up! Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

I'll bet you heard that from a 7 year old... Okay, How come the skeleton did not cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

Good one. Wouldn't have thought of that.