I wasn't asleep

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When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seem to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!" "I wasn't asleep,"the man answered. "Not asleep?But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowed car."