Does your man ever say any of theese things??

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Mine certainly doesnt THOSE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER EVER HEAR A BLOKE SAY "No, I don't want another pint. Must take it easy - I really have to work tomorrow." "Sometimes I just want to be held." "That chick on 'Murder She Wrote' gives me a right stiffy." "We haven't been to the shopping centre for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your handbag." "To hell with "Match of the Day", let's watch that lovely Meryl Streep film instead." "I love jogging Dear, but I can't keep up with you, you go on ahead." "My backside's too big, don't lie, it's true. I know my backside's too big." "I wonder if my gorgeous neighbour knows that her curtains are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe we should pop round and tell her." "This film has way too much nudity." "I think Pat Kenny is one cool and sexy dude." "Damn these onions, pass me a tissue."