February 14, 2007 9:44pm CST
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way,so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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@mari61960 (4895)
• United States
15 Feb 07
That'ts really funny, but I'll tell you something true that I thought was just as funny. When I was around 19 my cousin who was 18 and I were studying our bibles together. We were joining a Christian Church with a friend. And we found ouselves quite interested in the bible. So we would sit around with coffee and talk for hours, referencing and reading etc. My other cousin was 20 and she would come come over at times but wasn't into it. She is very niave about alot of things... I mean really bad.. she is the blonde in every joke..(really a brunette) So one day my cousin Jan and I are talking about something in the bible. Laurie, her sister comes in the room and says "I don't know why you guys worry about it so much. Isn't God supposed to forgive us if we ask?" We told her yes, and then she says "Well then just do what I do, do whatever you want and then ask God to forgive you. You can sin if you want you just have to ask for forgiveness" Oh boy... we gave up trying to explain to her after a couple of hours...she's just too dumb.
• Australia
15 Feb 07
thanks for sharing:)
@huanghaozi (1474)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
It is funny , thanks . I share you a joke now . A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"