Never Lie to Ur mom

@nitsy_s (1031)
India
February 16, 2007 1:48am CST
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner..... who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow... Love, Mom.
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4 responses
• Pakistan
16 Feb 07
Lol.a Really nice Joke made me laugh. But on a serious note I do agree that many boys Of my age including tend to lie to their mom on some matters. I will not say that I have never lied Because there are small thiings that get you in trouble and To save form getting in trouble I have had to take the support of a lie. Initially I always felt comfortable and had the attitude like "Ok now I'm safe" but later the guilt Really like used to sadden me and I would realize that telling the truth and Getting the punishment would be better than living with the guilt. So since 2 to 3 years I have tried to improve myself and have tried not to lie in front of my parents. I try not to do things that will force me into a situation where i will be compelled to lie.
@nitsy_s (1031)
• India
19 Feb 07
Yeah, even i used to lie to get away with small things.. But now i have stopped lying and dont really give a damn to the consequences of not lying. Thanks for responding.
• India
17 Feb 07
ok..lol..i 've read this before..very funnny!!!
@ukchriss (2106)
16 Feb 07
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
@fabwisp (1328)
16 Feb 07
LOL Thats great. Made my morning that did. Unfortunately I think I'm gonna be one of them mums!