Do you have family problems????
February 20, 2007 10:54am CST
once two men sat in a bar drinking. the first one said to the other,'i have a hell alot of family problems'. the second one said,'i'll tell you mine'.i married a widow having a young daughter.my father married my daughter so my father became my son-in-law and i became my faters fater-in-law.my daughter my mother and my wife my grand mother.more problems occured when i had a son. my son is my fathers brother so he is my uncle.situation turned worse when my father had a son. now my fathers son i-e my brother is my grandson.ultimatly, i have become my own grand father and i am my own grndson. and you say that you have family problems'. so what problems do you have??????
21 Feb 07
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!" And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute sweetheart, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they will be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments". "Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my help and understanding and as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use....