Do you have family problems????

Pakistan
February 20, 2007 10:54am CST
once two men sat in a bar drinking. the first one said to the other,'i have a hell alot of family problems'. the second one said,'i'll tell you mine'.i married a widow having a young daughter.my father married my daughter so my father became my son-in-law and i became my faters fater-in-law.my daughter my mother and my wife my grand mother.more problems occured when i had a son. my son is my fathers brother so he is my uncle.situation turned worse when my father had a son. now my fathers son i-e my brother is my grandson.ultimatly, i have become my own grand father and i am my own grndson. and you say that you have family problems'. so what problems do you have??????
2 responses
@ukchriss (2106)
21 Feb 07
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!" And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute sweetheart, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they will be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments". "Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my help and understanding and as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use....
@ESKARENA1 (18304)
20 Feb 07
i think all families are, by their very nature, disfunctional. Therefore, all families have problems because the institution is no longer fit for purpose