intelligence of mba's

@nitsy_s (1031)
India
February 22, 2007 8:50am CST
Nice joke: ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE DRINKING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE ONE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THEN DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TEST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS. .. .. .. .. Q.1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME -----(2 MARKS) .. .. .. Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------(98 MARKS)!!
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4 responses
• India
22 Feb 07
oh my god..that's one of the best jokes i've ever heard..jokes apart, its so creative..lol..i wouldnt pass even one test..if i had such a dean in coll..coz these MBA students r so much like me..lol..if only i could count the numberof lies!!!...lol
@nitsy_s (1031)
• India
23 Feb 07
reminds me of the Dean in Munnabhai:)
• India
23 Feb 07
damn..no way..that dean was mean!!
@nitsy_s (1031)
• India
23 Feb 07
he was mean, but he was smart...I liked his role.
@SignMe (1031)
• India
22 Feb 07
hilarious, thanks for sharing. you made me to laugh today !!!
@nitsy_s (1031)
• India
22 Feb 07
thanks :)
• Pakistan
23 Feb 07
Lol....HILARIOUS... Really... this joke is worth an award
@sidoney (1033)
• Jamaica
23 Feb 07
lol know that at least one will right the wrong anwers the dean probaley did that one in colledge lol funny