If you were going to make an advert what would you advertise?

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if i were to become a magnet with loads of dosh i would advertise china's greatest export.. QI MEN..men..husbands lol.. cos in China there are too many men not enough women..and as i have tried and tested the product myslef lol..i can vouch for it..,so if you were going to advertise a product what would it be? and why?