February 22, 2007 9:50pm CST
Bob told his friend that he had lost his bicycle and he would talk to the priest that maybe he could have something about the ten commandments in his sermon and especially the one that forbids stealing. Maybe the thief would feel bad and bring his bicycle back. The day after the sermon his friend saw him on his bicycle and asked - Did the sermon work so fast? No, said Bob, but when he was talking about the ten commandments, and came to the one that says Thou shalt not commit adultery, I suddenly remembered where I had left the bicycle.
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28 Mar 07
lmao i will have to tell my truck driver friend that one when she gets home off the road. it actually made me think of a guy i knew one time his wife was out of town on her birthday and he got her a present and told her he mailed it to her. well she didnt get it. she came home and about a month later he went out of town on business when he got home his wife was ready to kill him she had got her gift but it was because his ex girlfriend sent it back with a note that said i dont want this my birthday was 2 months ago and dont you ever tell me you love me again your married. his wife didnt relize it was her present and he mailed it to wrong address. lol
9 Mar 07
ROAD RAGE A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family at the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his daughter out for a drive in the car. One particular Sunday however, he was so full of cold that he really didn't feel like driving at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and decided that for this week she would take their daughter out. They returned just before lunch and the little girl ran upstairs to see her father. "Well" the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mummy?" "Oh yes Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what... we didn't see a single basta**!"