Famous Funny Movie Quotations

Funny - Con Air
Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?
February 23, 2007 1:44pm CST
Jurassic Park Ian: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. The First Wives Club Catherine: You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem. Mission: Impossible Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think. Jerry Maguire Jerry: Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Pee Wee Herman: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back!L A Story Harris K. Telemacher: Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please, start talking at the sound of the beep. Fight Club Tyler: Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
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@yanjiaren (9050)
24 Feb 07
where did you find these lol..thatis great i needed something to make me laugh..thanks..