The Loving Husband...

@howard96h (11659)
New York, New York
February 24, 2007 12:53pm CST
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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5 responses
@naty1941 (2336)
• United States
24 Feb 07
Howard you have a great sense of humor. LOL
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@howard96h (11659)
• New York, New York
24 Feb 07
You can tell I am running out of topics to ask. Hahaha Thanks.
• United States
24 Feb 07
LOL... Howard! I'm ashamed! LOL Cute joke.
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@howard96h (11659)
• New York, New York
24 Feb 07
I am a bad boy today.
@smille (831)
• India
25 Feb 07
hubby: may god fulfill all ur dreams and make u happiest in the world..... wife: I'll miss u dear!!!!!
@howard96h (11659)
• New York, New York
25 Feb 07
Later dude. LOL
@rx4life (1933)
• United States
25 Feb 07
WHat a hoot...I loved it!!!
@howard96h (11659)
• New York, New York
25 Feb 07
Yep, me too!!!
@winterose (39918)
• Canada
24 Feb 07
Yeah that joke, made me smile the first time I heard it. I am christian my boyfriend is jewish. He laughed too.
@howard96h (11659)
• New York, New York
24 Feb 07
It's good to get a laugh now and then. Thanks.