The Loving Husband...
By howard96h
@howard96h (11640)
New York, New York
February 24, 2007 12:53pm CST
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
24 Feb 07
You can tell I am running out of topics to ask. Hahaha Thanks.
@hockeygal4ever (10021)
• United States
24 Feb 07
LOL... Howard! I'm ashamed! LOL Cute joke.
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
24 Feb 07
Yeah that joke, made me smile the first time I heard it. I am christian my boyfriend is jewish. He laughed too.