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Q: A man walks into a bar, before he could order anything, he was knocked out. Why? A: Because he walked into a metal bar. Q: Two men played 5 chess games, they each won 3 games, Explain? A: They didn't play against each other, they played other people. Q: An airplane crashes at the borderline of Mexico and the US, where were the survivors buried? A: Why would you bury that people that survived? Q: Quickly answer this question and don't look back, how many same types of animals did Moses bring on this ship? A: None, it was Noah. FINALLY Q: It was windy outside, Mary and John were found dead on the floor. The windows were open. The window was not broken or shattered but there were shards of glass on the floor. Their bodies were soaked in a puddle of water. Who killed them? A: The wind tipped over the glass bowl, Mary and John were goldfishes.