Proverbs as told by children

United Arab Emirates
February 28, 2007 1:46am CST
A First Grade teacher collected old well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb and had them come up with the rest: As you make your bed so shall you..........mess it up Better to be safe than..........Punch a fifth grader Strike while the.........bug is close Its always darkest before......Daylight savings time Never understimate the porwer of ........termites You can lead a horse to water but.........how? Don't bite the hand that.......looks dirty No news is........impossible A miss is as good as a ......Mr. You can't teach an old dog new........math If you lie down with dogs you'll.......stink in the morning Love all, trust........me The pen is mightier than the.......pigs An idle mind is the..........best way to relax Where there's smoke, there's.......pollution A penny saved is......not much Two's company, three's.......The Musketeers Don't put off tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...... you have to blow your nose None are so blind as.....Helen Keller Children should be seen and not........spanked or grounded If at first you don't succeed, .........get new batteries You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box When the blind leadeth the blind.......get out of the way There's no fool like ........Aunt Eddie
2 responses
• United States
4 Mar 07
hahha, Aunt Eddie must be a real idiot! And now we all know it!
@dopey22girl (3319)
• United States
4 Mar 07
Lol those are really funny...it sounds just like something kids would say. Ahh...I love children!