Police Chief and Police Dog have the same College degree

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Here is a story to give you paws for thought. I was reading where a dope dealer was trying to get his arrest thrown out of court because the police chief and the city's police dog both have criminal justice degrees from the same online university. The dope dealer said that the police chief could not arrest him, since he was not a valid police officer. Do you think it would be a good idea to give both the police dog and the police chief an intelligence test and the the one who scored the highest IQ of the two be police chief?