Has anyone else noticed this recently?
By inked4life
@inked4life (4224)
United States
March 1, 2007 12:35pm CST
The number of discussions being started concerning bowel movements. When was your last one? What color was it? What do you do during the act? What is your wiping method? and on and on.
Is there really nothing else going on in the world that we have to ask these types of questions? I just had a peek at CNN and it does seem like a slow day over there, so maybe that's the reason.
The scary thing is that I have come very close to answering one or two of them and am now very conscious of all my actions while sitting on the seat.
With that being said I have decided to start my own BM journal noting date, time, size, color as well as the name of the book I was reading at the time and how many pages I covered. I am also working on a mathematical equation to calculate how good the BM actually was based on all that info and will end up with a SMR (skid mark rating)....next time I see one of those discussions I will be fully equipped to answer scientifically.
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@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
9 Mar 07
ROFLMAO. I don't know how I missed this discussion, I see that it is a week old. Hilarious. Absolutly hilarious. So, being a week old, you should have 'downloaded' quite a bit of data by now into that scientific journal of which you speak. So, what conclusions have you derived from your studies? Is there a particular genre of reading material that you prefer? Any particular genre make things occur more smoothly? HaHa!! Sorry, I couldn't help it. Love your post! In all seriousness, years ago someone did give me the cutest 'bathroom journal.' It was supposed to be left on the back of the toilet for guests to write words of wisdom in while visiting your restroom! I placed it in my bathroom and OMG, some of the comments that were left in that little book...especially during parties. It was great! It was lost during one of my moves(pun intended). I suppose one could just place a blank journal in the bathroom for the same purpose. How would you let people know to write in it though? Hmm, I may have to do that before my next get together!
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@inked4life (4224)
• United States
9 Mar 07
All my data was destroyed as we ran out of toilet paper and had to use the pages of the journal.
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@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
11 Apr 07
i don't recall seeing any poop threads..but there's a whole bunch about underwear this morning LOL
skid mark chart -that's too funny :)=)
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@inked4life (4224)
• United States
11 Apr 07
yeah, they seem to have calmed down recently. It's weird how one subject will be popular for a while...it was also potatoes recently
@freak369 (5113)
• United States
2 Mar 07
When was your last one?
= About two hours ago.
What color was it?
= Almost pure white. No, I'm not sh*tting you. I ate a lot of peanuts and that is the result.
What do you do during the act?
= Play Dr. Mario or Tetris on the GameBoy Advance
What is your wiping method?
= Back to front, the opposite is rather disgusting.
I know, you didn't ask for those answers but I am reading this from the email notification so I have no idea if anyone else answered them or not.
@inked4life (4224)
• United States
2 Mar 07
I think that falls under the "too much information" category...LOL
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@lisa101 (1362)
• United States
6 Mar 07
I haven't been on for a few days so i haven't noticed. I acctually tried to read a few of your responses to this post and i think i got to the third one before i felt like i might get sick hahaha. I hope i dont run up on any of these posts, i can't handle it today.
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@tacoman25 (233)
• United States
2 Mar 07
Quite frankly, mylot is here to discuss just about anything, so that's what people are going to do. In addition, there are only so many "normal" things to talk about, so people move on to stranger things. I don't have a problem with it, as long as they aren't being crude or overtly disgusting about it.
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@inked4life (4224)
• United States
2 Mar 07
I don't have a problem either...I was just trying to start a humorous (hopefully) discussion.
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@belli0n (20)
• Philippines
11 Apr 07
Finally a topic worth replying to. Me myself, I don't really like the "wiping" part. I just wash my a ss with soap and water. Has anyone ever had green sh1t? It's so disgusting, I feel like I have some sort of fungus living in my system. Oh, and to all the mylotters eating out there. Bon Appetit!
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