March 3, 2007 8:32am CST
After being with her all evening,the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier,he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he return to the table,he lowered his eyes,put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news,My grandfather just died...... Thank heavens," his date replied. "if yours hadn't mine would have had to!"