Jokes, jokes, jokes

March 3, 2007 7:03pm CST
I'm in a joke telling mood as my brain can't be bothered with anything serious. Stayong on the Nun theme. A Nun is having a bath when there is a knock on the door "who is it" She asks "The blind man" comes the reply. She thinks about this, oh well he's blind so i might as well let him in "come in". In walks the blind man and says "Nice T*ts, where do you want the blind?" Two nuns are driving along on a stormy night when they are pulled over by a vampire. One nun says to the other "show him your cross" The other yells out the window "get out of our $%^%ing way you git!" Thats my memory bank wiped, anyone else got any good jokes?
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@kokopelli (4842)
• United States
4 Mar 07
lol, those are funny! ok, here's one for you ... A burglar broke into a home one night. Just as he grabbed the stereo, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you". He froze. As he shone his flashlight across the room, he came across a parrot in the corner. He was kind of angry, he said "Did you say that?" The parrot said, "Yes, I'm just trying to warn you". He said, "Warn me? What are you talking about? Who are you?" The parrot said, "My name is Moses". He laughed. He said, "What kind of crazy people would name a parrot 'Moses'?" The parrot replied, "The same kind of people who would name a 150-lb rottweiler, 'Jesus'!".
@msqtech (15226)
• United States
30 Mar 07
The best protection for a home is a good Dog.
@MarkyB21 (1545)
2 Apr 07
Ha ha, good jokes. They were both used on the Vicar of Dibly and were very funny with Dawn French telling them!
@msqtech (15226)
• United States
30 Mar 07
I think this one was posted before
@simran1430 (1793)
• India
10 Mar 07
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined. Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it. Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else. Experience is knowledge acquired when it's too late. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
@joanana (770)
• United States
6 Mar 07
I like the first, that one was pretty good :) The second one was err...corny? lol sorry.