Funny Cat Story......

Don't Wanna - Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!
@Katlady2 (9920)
United States
March 4, 2007 10:33pm CST
"THE CAT" You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one (Lying just doesn't pay!) We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the back yard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said as we drove away. "That stupid b---h was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat a-- downstairs and threw her back into the yard!" .......The cab driver hit a parked car.
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@gabs8513 (48717)
• United Kingdom
5 Mar 07
hahahahaha That would be the sort of thing that would happen to me lol.I like it.
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
5 Mar 07
Same here. LOL. Thanks.
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@mfpsassy (2827)
• United States
5 Mar 07
Oh my, now that is hilarious.
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
5 Mar 07
Glad you liked it. Thanks.
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@gabs8513 (48717)
• United Kingdom
5 Mar 07
hahahahaha That would be the sort of thing that would happen to me lol.I like it.
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@weemam (13378)
5 Mar 07
Kat that was brilliant , I just burst out laughing ( hubby gives funny look because he is reading ) he is getting fed up with me saying " wait until you hear this one" lol poor man never gets peace , brilliant xx
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
5 Mar 07
That's ok...mine doesn't get a break either! Just tell him you have the "pink slip" on him so he has to deal with it! LOL