Favorite Quote from a Male on Family Guy
By Jshean20
@Jshean20 (14349)
Canada
March 6, 2007 4:11pm CST
Well I don't know about you guys, but it seems to me that the males are always the ones saying funny things on Family Guy. Please share any funny quote from a male on the show, it doesn't have to be a member of the Griffin family if you don't want.
Here's a funny quote from Cleavland: " Oh that tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me I'd say...Oh yeah..that's nice..that's the spot". It might not sound that funny but it's more or less the tone of his voice that made it funny...
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@La_Bella_Vita (598)
• United States
7 Mar 07
When the old man says: That's My man. (to the tree he says) You shall not pass.
@GergOnline (399)
• United States
28 Mar 07
That was the episode where they find a indian burial ground in their back yard, and peter messes around with the skull, so the house is haunted by it's spirits, causing the tree to come alive and try to attack brian from his room, then herber comes in the scene. I loved that episode
@greengal (4286)
• United States
6 Mar 07
LOL oh ya, I remember that one. His voice IS funny! Peter has me in splits all the time and the one I remember from the top of my head is when he is talking to Brian and says" Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits, it says 'OOO'! Brian says "Peter those are Cheerios!" LOL And also when Peter is teaching Chris life's values "Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that." Hehehe..oh Peter, such a funny guy!
@slingblade (10)
• United States
15 Mar 07
LOL family guy is so awsome! I'll share two quotes.
Peter and chris where going to beat-up some guy and peter said,"come on chris i'll punch him then you punch him, it'll be a old-fashion father son beat-off" LOL or quagmires "gigadi gigadi goo"
@kakemafarm (492)
• United States
9 Mar 07
I love just about everything that comes out of Stewie's mouth. Brian has some great lines too. I have too many to list so I won't begin....Victory is Mine!
@kakemafarm (492)
• United States
9 Mar 07
Okay I just remembered one..."Feel free to say no but, uh, would you mind shaving my coin purse?"
@danprovolone (192)
• United States
25 Mar 07
In one of the episodes something happens to brian and the reality tv show he had been on and he and stewie are sitting on the couch and stewie goes "Well look at the brightside brian you'll still have time to work on that novel...you ..you know the novel.." and goes on and on until his voice is totally high pitched. Funniest thing ever. The random scenes of old cartoons or just other tv shoes like the smurfs. "as soon as we got out to the parking lot, she started smurfin' me" "no smurfin way" "smurf yeah!" haha lost it.
@danprovolone (192)
• United States
27 Mar 07
lmao i just noticed something that i've forgotten...lol adam wests character says the funniest stuff in the whole show. "i love this song, and i love when amateurs sing it...but i hate baseball cards" and in a newer family guy he says (after brian dookies on his lawn) "well owwwbee i knew it, sausage seeds would never grow they said, well look at this!" i just freakin lost it
@ikkonr3i (39)
• New Zealand
1 Apr 07
I can't remember the exact quote or context, but I think Stewie was auditioning for a part in a play/musical, and was rejected. "As the great (insert forgotten name here) once said: I'm going to KILL you!"
The way he said it, the way his head moved at the time, kept me laughing for the rest of the episode
@jennetaken (13)
•
18 Mar 07
I can't remember even half of Stewies Rants to quote them but those are my favorite moments of the show. The times when he is heckling Louise or giving Brian a lot of grief for not working on his novel. Stewie is the BEST character on Family Guy!
@princessmom1011 (719)
• United States
7 Mar 07
I dont have a quote but my son said the funniest thing that he heard on family guy, last night we were driving home from running errands and he farted well i said what do you say and he responds with " love the smell meg, love the smell" i guess there was an episode where peter brings meg into the car to teach her how to get a guy and stay with one and i guess that meant her having to handle the smell of a mans fart. it totally caught me off gaurd his father is addicted to the show but i didnt think my son was that into it that he could memorize scenes
@EarningMoney (27)
• Canada
22 Mar 07
gigadi gigadi goo? I can't think of any off the top of my head right now. there are way too much.
@breepeace (3014)
• Canada
14 Mar 07
Peter Griffin: Ha Ha Ha Ha! You just said "nuclear". It's "nukular", dummy, the "s" is silent!
BEST.QUOTE.EVER.
I laughed for the rest of the episode just because of that one line.
@kobbsno10 (20)
• Australia
22 Mar 07
Hows this for a quote: peter (after lois tells him he,s childish)"If i,m a child that means your a pedophile, and i,ll be damned if i,m going to stand here and take this from a prevert"
That,s classic peter:)!!
