Clever pilot of helicopter---------a joke about microsoft
March 7, 2007 11:29am CST
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle oneday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communication equipments. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, drew a handwriting sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said," WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responsed to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said,"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to STAGE airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position in Seattle. The pilot responsed,"I knew that to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." How about this joke? According to the joke, I reflect on the microsoft windows' help system, it just play the same role with the "you are in a helicopter" sign. What about your opinion?
8 Mar 07
AN OLD COUPLE AT THE DOCTORS An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in. The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first." The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs." The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him." The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"