come on folks, get insulted online!!!
By mimpi
@mimpi1911 (25464)
India
March 8, 2007 5:08am CST
When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose them every time you go to the bathroom.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
Yo momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
You are so stupid, If you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it.
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
without any offense meant.
with all good spirit, smiles.....
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5 responses
@lifeisbeautiful (479)
• India
8 Mar 07
In fact, I find these kind of things more entertaining than insulting! In our school days, we use to play with words, make our own phrases and metaphers, most of them were non veggie, and unmentionable ones, but as I said, they were more fun than something, which needs a serious consideration.
Its always better to take out some time for the lighter side of your life, and what better than keeping others reputation at stake :D
'I wont pi$$ on you a$$, even if your piles are on fire...'
(Ahem... non veggie, but this was one of our masterpiece advent of those days :D)
As you said, no offence meant...
Cheers!
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
9 Mar 07
come on, 'shock me, say something intelligent..'
LOL.
actually you are right, we all need some time to laugh at others and at ourselves and allow others to laugh at ourselves. this is but healthy to certain extent, i mean, as long as the fun of it is mutual...
thanx for sharing a piece of your brain children.
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@bluewings (3857)
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8 Mar 07
lol Mimpi,I never heard more unique and cultivated attacks :-P The are rude ,but one can't miss the wit.Where did you get this? I bet this is not your brain child!? Have you been caching them away from some online chatroom ?
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
9 Mar 07
i bet, it's not my brain child. i am so stupid that i get hit by parked cars. LOL...
courtesy: findinsultsonline.
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@bluewings (3857)
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9 Mar 07
But you just manufactured a stupendous one yourself :-D When I said I bet these aren't your babies,I was not doubting your wit,which I Know by now,is razor sharp.I was actually referring to the harshness because I feel you aren't like that.:-)
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@yanjiaren (9031)
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8 Mar 07
o.k i will try but i can't match your cuss-arama so here goes..
You are so ugly you even frighten the enemy off
your mum's butt is so big i can't get to catch a bus
your teeth are so yellow you wash them with rat poo
how is that for atarters lol..welli did try..
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
9 Mar 07
LOL...that's great indeed!!!
this one is for you:
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong ..
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
9 Mar 07
LOL...that's great indeed!!!
this one is for you:
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong ..
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
15 Jan 08
I have grown up with FRIENDS. I still watch it and everytime with amazing amusement. They are awesome!
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
21 Jan 08
That's a tough question you have asked me!! well,
Phoebe: for here nagging stupidity
Rachel: for her intelligent stupidity
Monica: for her cleanliness freak stupidity
Ross: for his sweet stupidity
Chandler: for his subtle stupidity
Joey: for his blatant stupidity
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@hillock (749)
• Qatar
19 Jan 08
oh yah.. last yr it was in the news that their gonna have a special show for 30 million so probabaly 5 million for each one of them for a 3 hr special but it didnt happen! too bad. im looking forward to see them all together again! ^-^
so we always ask this "whose your favorite character in the show?" ^-^
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