Which part go to heaven first after a person died?
March 8, 2007 10:08am CST
Little Tom was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said,"I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God." The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says,"I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very good!", said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw little Tom's hand up."Little Tom, which part of your body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Tom thinks for a while and says,"Your feet." The teacher asks him why he thought his feet go to heaven first. "Well, I was walking past my parent's bedroom last night and my Mom had her feet up in the air and she said,'Oh God, I'm coming!'" replied Little Tom.
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