If the Titanic movie was made in India!!!
By sunilkonda
@sunilkonda (1215)
India
March 10, 2007 12:51am CST
If the Titanic was made in India:
10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) It's seven and half-hours long.
6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
6 responses
@rajikoshy (741)
• India
10 Mar 07
finally you forgot to say something
all will stand for a groupe Photo.
@sunilkonda (1215)
• India
10 Mar 07
Ya ur right...i really forgot this...
Indian movies like to have a full family pose at the end of movie...
This used to happen in every movie in 50s',60's,70's,80's and 90's but we see these scenes now rarely but yet u will see them in few movies in a different style...
@Squash88 (91)
• Philippines
10 Mar 07
lol. I am not from india but your post make sme laugh. It's really funny how our cultures differ and despite the onset of globalization, and "americanism" of the modern world, our cultures are so deeply ingrained that we cannot simply shake them off our systems. I hope Bollywood is still giving Holloywood a run for its money, at least there in India.
@doingit4fun (917)
• United States
11 Mar 07
Good joke! But first of all it will be a copy of some English movie (I just saw one yesterday "I See You" a copy of some English movie only twisted. And you forgot the bikinies because it is the ocean and a good opportunity for showing the body.
@varunpatil (117)
• India
10 Mar 07
this what u said is higly impossible...........n its fool taking this thing out here!
