The Test
By honeyangel
@honeyangel (1991)
March 12, 2007 8:14am CST
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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6 responses
@nglanfield (559)
• Turkey
26 Apr 07
Thanks for the best response, Honeyangel, keep them jokes coming
@weemam (13372)
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1 May 07
I liked that one lol , another one I can pass on , I am going to a quiz night tonight so it will be told there , thanks pal , I have been to see you for a while xxx
@prashanth_vv (848)
• India
12 Mar 07
man this was an amazing one!!!!w8ing to tell it to everyone i no!
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@ukchriss (2097)
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13 Mar 07
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.
When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along
and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until
he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.
"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.
"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer.
"She doesn't know a thing about cars."
@crosa125 (1483)
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12 Mar 07
i can't believe that,why i'm getting so lucky every day i thought me and your mum getting on well together,i was going to ask her out...but know i think i have to think a bit more!!!!!well i know that was a joke but this one is not you and your mum sit and talk about what we put in our a** ...even begger then an apple...hey love that is not a a** it's soil pipe walking to hospital...so tell me what was the worse thing you've found it out in there?
@honeyangel (1991)
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12 Mar 07
its a joke
my mum used to work at A&E at a hospital and she told my some off the things men put up the bums and it was alot worse than apples
