All Smiles

March 13, 2007 2:49am CST
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning." "why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."
2 responses
@nana1944 (1367)
• United States
23 Apr 07
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge. What's come over you? Two cars and a bus! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball. Get back in the queue. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
@nitsy_s (1031)
• India
13 Mar 07
Thats nice.. thanks for sharing.