the healer

March 13, 2007 9:48am CST
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends" I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. place one hand on the top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you & i will heal you" the old woman has been having a terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin.with a frown his wife says, "Michael,he's talking about healing the sick,not raising the dead."
3 responses
• Philippines
19 Mar 07
you've got the nice joke",}
@wenkinnoc (483)
18 Mar 07
I hate these damn televangelists, because they manipulate and con naive and gullible people out of hard earned money. Still, a good joke :)
• United States
13 Mar 07
this is a funy joke but all those preachers on tv need to know they have no power !