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here are a few on liner jokes:- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. Always remember your are unique, just like everyone else. I always lend money to people I dont like because I never see them again. OK who put a stop payment on my reality check? Very funny scotty, now beam down my clothes? now add a few of your own....