How woman take action on their husbands???

March 14, 2007 12:18am CST
there was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets. she yelled at him, "great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" the next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "she's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
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@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
15 Mar 07
A Yuppie couple decided to move to a farm and raise hogs. They appealed to their neighbor, Farmer Brown, for assistance. He sold them a sow and assured them that his boar was the best in the county and would produce the best crop of piglets ever, "just bring 'er on over when you're ready". The couple were thrilled and could hardly wait to get started with their "pig crop." But how, they wondered could they haul the sow to Farmer Brown's? Not in their BMW car! Then, the husband thought of putting the pig in the wheelbarrow and pushing it and the appointed day went as planned. The next morning, the husband rushed out to the pig pen. "Oh, honey," asked the wife when he came back into the kitchen, "are there any little pigs yet?" "No" was the response. So..... Back into the wheelbarrow went the pig for another trip to Farmer Brown's. This went on every day for a week and the couple were becoming quite discouraged. "This is it," the husband announced at breakfast, "I'm taking her back one more time. If we don't have little pigs tomorrow, off she goes to the butcher" and away they went to Farmer Brown's. Next morning, when the husband came in from the barnyard, the wife anxiously asked, "Well, do we have any little pigs yet?" "No, he replied, "but the damn pig is sitting in the wheelbarrow with a smile on her face!"